One’s a Beardy Weirdy, One’s Explainer Dan,One’s 80% vegan,One DJs in a campervan. One brews his own beer, One can drink ale no more,One wears rubber often, One’s a herbivore. They both work in E-learning, The only thing they share.One’s an ex teacher, The other, much facial hair. They bicker frequently,About things no-one cares about.Voices…
Read moreDirty Holly
Her ghostly stories make our hairs stand on end, Her sexual innuendo may sometimes offend, Clothing swap shops and charity bargain buys, Stain glass window design may come as a surprise. Conker concussion and a tendency to say fuck, When kids are around Woodward should look, A fetish for small feet that she rubs on…
Read moreBridging the Gap
Over valleys and streams, forever it seems,The weather will change and so will our dreams,But our hearts will remain and time and again,You take me to where I began. So big and so strong, you will always belong,And when I look back I realise I was wrong,Stand up, proud and tall, and never shall fall,And…
Read moreA Quick Poem
The mischievous look in her eyes,The curve of her bum leading down to her thighs. Her painted toenails, the perfect arch of her foot,Her delicate hands that spark when I touch. Our tongues entwined with passion and grace,Her black jumpsuit, covering lace. Her confident walk, an entrance with flair,Eyes follow with envious stare. Hands held…
Read moreWhite Noise
I’m really pissed off because she’s has acted like such a prick,To get suspended from school again, she really can act quite thick.The same reason as before, not able to control her emotions,An argument in the corridor that resulted in seismic explosions. Teachers become involved and try to bring things under control,But our kid ignores…
Read moreIs it a Match?
Digital dating can be pretty rough going,Meeting for the first time and not really knowing.Does the person you’re meeting resemble their profile,Are they standoffish or overly tactile? Will they be funny or as tall as they look?Will they really be vegan and be able to cook?How long should I wait before we have sex?Are they…
Read moreAgainst the Gods
We’ve been through everything bad,We’ve felt lonely and we’ve felt sad,But maybe it has made us strong,I don’t care though it’s still all wrong! Why me? Why you? It’s just not fair,Why does no one else seem to care?Yes, they have problems and stresses too,But nothing compared to me and you. No one there in…
Read moreBest Man
Dad you are awesome, you really are ideal,I look up to you daily, you’re my man of steel. No one could try walking, in your size 11 shoes,If they tried, for sure, they definitely would lose. I’ve never known anyone, so honest and so true,So wise and understanding, there’s no one quite like you. It…
Read moreNearly Over
Lied to, cheated on and dumped from high,Better I don’t know, kept from the truth or cry,Truth, relationships and the way we should be,A big difference, of opinion, on how we see,Our world, our life and the way it’s all done,Sucker for punishment, I’m on the run. Third time lucky but wrong time of year,Thought…
Read moreMallorcan Mistress
We met in a hotel bar, You were sheltering from the rain,It was my hotel, I was doing the same. We drank, we laughed, We began to flirt,She made her entrance,So our time was cut short. And so began,Our illicit affair, Opportunities were taken,So that we could share. Our first, our second,Third and our forth,And…
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