This may sound cold but get over it,I can’t stand it anymore,It’s been two years since she left,And I’m still lifting you from the floor. It will get to a point where I crack up,And leave you to sort it out,Because my energy levels are running low,My sanity I’m beginning to doubt. I don’t understand…
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You’ve taken me by surpriseI never thought I’d see the dayWhere I had fallen, completelySo absolutely happyIn every single way I can’t find a good metaphor To explain how I’m feelingSo here’s a terrible oneI’m Lionel RichieI’m dancing on the ceiling You really are on my mindAlways, as Elvis once saidWhether I’m working, runningIn the…
Read moreAct One
Put down the scriptIgnore what’s on the pageDrop the actLive life off the stage There is no need for propsOr bright spot lightingForget rehearsalsAnd continuous re-writing A drama, a farceSometimes a tragedyThere’s no act to followIt’s harsh, it’s reality There is a beginningBut the end is not writtenNothing’s set in stoneTake nothing as given You…
Read moreThe Riverside
I bypassed reception And the Romanian lady who looked older than her yearsI head for floor twoIgnoring the lift I sprint both flights of stairsFollowing the signs for room zero eight threeI find the door, knock four times and wait, nervouslyYou answer promptly, shimmering in goldAnd the tea lights flickerWe hold each otherPress our lips…
Read moreWalk With Me
Walk with me, down to the grave,Walk with me, when the lights fade,Walk with me, to the end of the line,Walk with me, until the bells chime,Walk with me, when darkness grows,Walk with me, when walking slows,Walk with me, I’ll walk with you,Walk together, when love is true.
Read moreA Christmas Confession
Good morning mutha fuckers Many names I do keep From Peperami to Papa The Snowman to Pistol Pete. I have a face that looks familiar I look like many others Beaker from the Muppets And some other non good lookers. The skinny one from The Office That bloke from Home Alone That Tory politician The…
Read moreCreative Brian
Brian, creating everydayBrian, creative in every-way Creative Brian has a creative brainHis morning routine is never the same Sometimes it’s coffee, sometimes it’s teaOne day he’ll wear pants, others he’ll hang free His clothes never match, dressing is always rushedHair is rarely combed, but teeth are always brushed His socks are very colourful, not one…
Read moreVillage Life
What about the parkingIt makes no senseThe new white linesThere can be no defenceThe size of the disabled baysYou can fit a bus in thoseWhose idea was thisParish council’s I suppose What about the dog muckDown the lane by the schoolI slipped in some earlierI did look a foolOwners should be shotIf they can’t pick…
Read moreGood Mourning
The sun was burningThrough the morning mistI was happyThe air was crisp Then… I saw you crying at the bus stopI didn’t know your nameI didn’t know your reasonWas it sadnessWas it shame Mourning the loss of a loved oneMaybe you’d just been diagnosedThe sadness flowedDown your cheeksSnot running from your nose I wanted to…
Read moreYule Tied
Merry Christmas you lovely lass, I really like your juicy ass. I’d like to give it a yuletide peck, Ravage your body and bite your neck. Kiss you under the mistletoe, First up top, then down below. Tickle your tinsel, unwrap your gift, Pull your crackers, just as I wished. Cream on your pudding, I’ll…
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