I’m a geezerA crowd pleaserI’m fifty years old and have party fever I’m a football manA Chelsea fanTrue blue from when time began I’ve done my timeI’ve chopped my linesMy wonky eye sees just fine I’m a turnstileA Balearic isleI’ve got a hedonistic lifestyle Now east coastMoved the goalpostLondon’s finished first and foremost Margate’s the…
Read moreIt’s not always saidIt’s not always impliedBut remember thisIt is always on my mindI know this sounds like ElvisAnd has a taste of BrieBut when I close my eyesYou are all that I can see
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There once was a virus called Corona,Started by a bat and it’s owner,Eaten with rice,It tasted quite nice,But now we all live like a loner.
Read moreI bypassed reception And the Romanian lady who looked older than her yearsI head for floor twoIgnoring the lift I sprint both flights of stairsFollowing the signs for room zero eight threeI find the door, knock four times and wait, nervouslyYou answer promptly, shimmering in goldAnd the tea lights flickerWe hold each otherPress our lips…
Read moreWalk with me, down to the grave,Walk with me, when the lights fade,Walk with me, to the end of the line,Walk with me, until the bells chime,Walk with me, when darkness grows,Walk with me, when walking slows,Walk with me, I’ll walk with you,Walk together, when love is true.
Read moreMerry Christmas you lovely lass, I really like your juicy ass. I’d like to give it a yuletide peck, Ravage your body and bite your neck. Kiss you under the mistletoe, First up top, then down below. Tickle your tinsel, unwrap your gift, Pull your crackers, just as I wished. Cream on your pudding, I’ll…
Read moreThe mischievous look in her eyes,The curve of her bum leading down to her thighs. Her painted toenails, the perfect arch of her foot,Her delicate hands that spark when I touch. Our tongues entwined with passion and grace,Her black jumpsuit, covering lace. Her confident walk, an entrance with flair,Eyes follow with envious stare. Hands held…
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