Breast Milk
My little sister, JoannaIs 44 years old todayLook at her! You wouldn’t guessThe wrinkles just stay away A skincare routine […]
I Have a 20 Year Old
Today I have a twenty year oldHow did this happen so quick?It was only two or three years agoWhen she […]
MotAVAtional
If you don’t get yourself upTo the top of that hillIf you lay on your backIn bed snoring still You’ll […]
Megan
Creases deepLike the Mariana TrenchHot and sweatywith a camembert stench She’s magnetic.GravitationalMaking heartsbreakable A tidal disrupterSo many fucked herWorks all […]
My Cousin Bec
To my little cousinThe one we all call BecToday you’re an age I can’t rememberAnd I can’t be arsed to […]
Just Before Christmas
I thought I’d write a poem, as it’s been a little while,Nothing too serious really, a little something to raise […]
Wagatha Christie
There once was a Wag called ColeenHer Instagram posts had been seenVardy took her to courtWagatha Christie she thoughtLike Wayne, […]
Not Our Wedding Anniversary
Today is not our wedding anniversaryWe’ve not said after a PriestThe words “I do” in front of witnessesBefore presenting them […]
A Crowd Pleaser
I’m a geezerA crowd pleaserI’m fifty years old and have party fever I’m a football manA Chelsea fanTrue blue from […]
A Virus Called Corona
There once was a virus called Corona,Started by a bat and it’s owner,Eaten with rice,It tasted quite nice,But now we […]