I’m Not a Racist, But…
I’m not a racist butI do have a shaved headSo assumptions are madeAnd sometimes things are said A certain look […]
Spike
I remember it clearly, on the day we first met,You walked in the office, you hit me on the head! […]
Breast Milk
My little sister, JoannaIs 44 years old todayLook at her! You wouldn’t guessThe wrinkles just stay away A skincare routine […]
I Have a 20 Year Old
Today I have a twenty year oldHow did this happen so quick?It was only two or three years agoWhen she […]
Black Friday
Let’s hit the shops, get online,and spend, spend, spend.If you’re short of money, the bank will “help” –lend, lend, lend. […]
My Gigging Partner
My gigging partnerMy dancing little sisJumps so much that sometimesOutcomes a little piss. No stopping her enjoymentOr anyone’s aroundThere’s so […]
Ants
The door was opened, there was a delayShe took a step backHer eyes filled with dismay.I peered through the window […]
The Waiting Room
As I sink into the sofaI wonder how my face will lookMy jaw aches a little nowAs I leaf through […]
Not Our Wedding Anniversary
Today is not our wedding anniversaryWe’ve not said after a PriestThe words “I do” in front of witnessesBefore presenting them […]
Hotel Quarantine
Ten days of quarantine to hurl your haggis sillyTo expose yourself freely like Groundskeeper WillieTo get an image of Jimmy […]