Based on True-ish Events – Some Rhyme, No Reason

I’m Not a Racist, But…

I’m not a racist butI do have a shaved headSo assumptions are madeAnd sometimes things are said A certain look […]

Colonel Jessup was rightHe doesn’t want to put up a fightIt’s simpler to stay putTo keep the door shutAnd find […]

After his midday feasting his tiredness grows,So the weary web wizard rests his tiny toes,He slips into a dreamland of […]

Today is not our wedding anniversaryWe’ve not said after a PriestThe words “I do” in front of witnessesBefore presenting them […]

I’m a geezerA crowd pleaserI’m fifty years old and have party fever I’m a football manA Chelsea fanTrue blue from […]

There once was a virus called Corona,Started by a bat and it’s owner,Eaten with rice,It tasted quite nice,But now we […]

Laudice Rowcetts Wears bright pink lipstickOver thinly pursed lipsHer skin hangs looselyOver jagged wrists and finger tips Her face is […]

This may sound cold but get over it,I can’t stand it anymore,It’s been two years since she left,And I’m still […]

Good morning mutha fuckers Many names I do keep From Peperami to Papa The Snowman to Pistol Pete. I have […]

One’s a Beardy Weirdy, One’s Explainer Dan,One’s 80% vegan,One DJs in a campervan. One brews his own beer, One can […]