I’m Not a Racist, But…
I’m not a racist butI do have a shaved headSo assumptions are madeAnd sometimes things are said A certain look […]
Colonel Jessup
Colonel Jessup was rightHe doesn’t want to put up a fightIt’s simpler to stay putTo keep the door shutAnd find […]
Spike
I remember it clearly, on the day we first met,You walked in the office, you hit me on the head! […]
Breast Milk
My little sister, JoannaIs 44 years old todayLook at her! You wouldn’t guessThe wrinkles just stay away A skincare routine […]
I Have a 20 Year Old
Today I have a twenty year oldHow did this happen so quick?It was only two or three years agoWhen she […]
Black Friday
Let’s hit the shops, get online,and spend, spend, spend.If you’re short of money, the bank will “help” –lend, lend, lend. […]
MotAVAtional
If you don’t get yourself upTo the top of that hillIf you lay on your backIn bed snoring still You’ll […]
Megan
Creases deepLike the Mariana TrenchHot and sweatywith a camembert stench She’s magnetic.GravitationalMaking heartsbreakable A tidal disrupterSo many fucked herWorks all […]
My Cousin Bec
To my little cousinThe one we all call BecToday you’re an age I can’t rememberAnd I can’t be arsed to […]
My Gigging Partner
My gigging partnerMy dancing little sisJumps so much that sometimesOutcomes a little piss. No stopping her enjoymentOr anyone’s aroundThere’s so […]