Waiting for the bus to Dina’s Cross
Was Fishguard’s gain and Donegal’s loss
With her shopping trolley and unicorn hat
A relation of Enya and the band Clannad

Her raincoat was old it was torn at the seams
Letting water seep in like reality to dreams
Her pockets were full with mysterious objet
To say she was mad would be a little cliche

A Daniel O’Donnell encounter was told with pride
As the wind blew her in he made his way outside
Not a word was said as they passed each other
But both knew they could be sister and brother

On the Atlantic shores of the Irish west coast
She fills her lungs with her family close
It’s very tight knit they all share a bed
Everyones related. “Beautifully, inbred”.