A Crowd Pleaser

I’m a geezer
A crowd pleaser
I’m fifty years old and have party fever

I’m a football man
A Chelsea fan
True blue from when time began

I’ve done my time
I’ve chopped my lines
My wonky eye sees just fine

I’m a turnstile
A Balearic isle
I’ve got a hedonistic lifestyle

Now east coast
Moved the goalpost
London’s finished first and foremost

Margate’s the place
Bring your case
Come on down for some deep base

Trip to Sundeck
Blow your pay-check
I’m old school, but also hi-tech

I like a label
Drop the needle
Spin that vinyl turntable

I’m non stop
Bring the drop
Life’s a circus, I’m in the big top.