Merry Christmas you lovely lass,
I really like your juicy ass.
I’d like to give it a yuletide peck,
Ravage your body and bite your neck.
Kiss you under the mistletoe,
First up top, then down below.
Tickle your tinsel, unwrap your gift,
Pull your crackers, just as I wished.
Cream on your pudding, I’ll take a bite,
And you can ride on my sleigh tonight.
