Black Friday
Let’s hit the shops, get online,and spend, spend, spend.If you’re short of money, the bank will “help” –lend, lend, lend. […]
Let’s hit the shops, get online,and spend, spend, spend.If you’re short of money, the bank will “help” –lend, lend, lend. […]
If you don’t get yourself upTo the top of that hillIf you lay on your backIn bed snoring still You’ll […]
Creases deepLike the Mariana TrenchHot and sweatywith a camembert stench She’s magnetic.GravitationalMaking heartsbreakable A tidal disrupterSo many fucked herWorks all […]
To my little cousinThe one we all call BecToday you’re an age I can’t rememberAnd I can’t be arsed to […]
My gigging partnerMy dancing little sisJumps so much that sometimesOutcomes a little piss. No stopping her enjoymentOr anyone’s aroundThere’s so […]
The door was opened, there was a delayShe took a step backHer eyes filled with dismay.I peered through the window […]
After his midday feasting his tiredness grows,So the weary web wizard rests his tiny toes,He slips into a dreamland of […]
I thought I’d write a poem, as it’s been a little while,Nothing too serious really, a little something to raise […]