Not Our Wedding Anniversary
Today is not our wedding anniversaryWe’ve not said after a PriestThe words “I do” in front of witnessesBefore presenting them […]
A Crowd Pleaser
I’m a geezerA crowd pleaserI’m fifty years old and have party fever I’m a football manA Chelsea fanTrue blue from […]
Hotel Quarantine
Ten days of quarantine to hurl your haggis sillyTo expose yourself freely like Groundskeeper WillieTo get an image of Jimmy […]