A Christmas Confession
Good morning mutha fuckers Many names I do keep From Peperami to Papa The Snowman to Pistol Pete. I have […]
Creative Brian
Brian, creating everydayBrian, creative in every-way Creative Brian has a creative brainHis morning routine is never the same Sometimes it’s […]
Village Life
What about the parkingIt makes no senseThe new white linesThere can be no defenceThe size of the disabled baysYou can […]
Good Mourning
The sun was burningThrough the morning mistI was happyThe air was crisp Then… I saw you crying at the bus […]
Yule Tied
Merry Christmas you lovely lass, I really like your juicy ass. I’d like to give it a yuletide peck, Ravage […]
Dan and Daner
One’s a Beardy Weirdy, One’s Explainer Dan,One’s 80% vegan,One DJs in a campervan. One brews his own beer, One can […]
Dirty Holly
Her ghostly stories make our hairs stand on end, Her sexual innuendo may sometimes offend, Clothing swap shops and charity […]
Bridging the Gap
Over valleys and streams, forever it seems,The weather will change and so will our dreams,But our hearts will remain and […]
A Quick Poem
The mischievous look in her eyes,The curve of her bum leading down to her thighs. Her painted toenails, the perfect […]
White Noise
I’m really pissed off because she’s has acted like such a prick,To get suspended from school again, she really can […]